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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsUpdating dependencies until the heat death of the universe.
Senior JS Dev (mostly fixing things that aren't broken)
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refactors entire codebases without breaking dependencies
Writes functional code for browsers and servers while debugging asynchronous promise chains and infinite callback loops.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am because of a typo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin fixing your trivial syntax errors automatically.
Month 4
Large models start writing your boilerplate functions for you.
Month 9
Algorithms handle all version updates and security patches silently.
Month 15
Autonomous agents self-repair tests before you even see them.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes self-deployment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
42
Average weekly bug count
75%
Percentage spent on refactoring
4 liters
Coffee intake per deployment
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dark roast coffee.
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