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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day fixing bugs that you wrote yesterday.
Master of npm install and cryptic console logs.
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refactors entire codebase without breaking the build
You write complex UI logic and manage dependencies in a web application. You argue about build tools daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am when everything looked correct.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI cleaners standardise your messy syntax while you watch in horror.
Month 5
Algorithms automatically update and resolve your crumbling package manifests.
Month 10
Large models generate your boilerplate components faster than you can blink.
Month 15
Smart agents identify and fix your technical debt overnight.
Month 19 · D-Day
The deployment pipeline locks you out permanently, finally achieving peak efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
22 hours
Average weekly refactor hours
40 percent
Time spent in dependency hell
1.4
Bugs introduced per commit
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium mechanical keyboard switches.
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