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Your job has an expiration date
October 10, 2076
In 50 yearsForce-choking your career prospects with nothing but midichlorian-induced optimism.
Master of glow-sticks and emotional suppression.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why rely on feelings when math works?
oof.you▸ FORCELOGIC-9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
blocks laser fire with cold logic
Protects galactic peace through light-saber combat and non-interventionist diplomatic meditation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment the plot becomes completely unbelievable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Replaces wisdom teaching with high-speed pattern recognition databases.
Year 5
Deploys precision laser-cutting units to handle all combat scenarios.
Year 12
Utilizes magnetic field manipulation to move heavy debris instantly.
Year 22
Neural interfaces bypass the need for emotional detachment training.
Year 50 · D-Day
Human knights are officially retired to a quiet moon base.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Excessive
Average lightsaber repair cost
50 percent
Probability of turning evil
Too many
Meditation hours per day
Your severance
One free robe and a one-way trip to Tatooine.
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