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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Jellyfish Worshipper jobs? · Latest report #7dhhuzsu
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October 29, 2026
In 7 daysDevotion is efficient but your biological processing speed is remarkably poor.
Existential observer of gelatinous aquatic drifting.
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Optimized reverence for the stingless void.
no no noyou▸ CNIDARIA-DEVOTEE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 DAYSAI's Special Power
projects perfect bioluminescent patterns on empty walls
You spend your time staring at cnidarian pulse patterns and contemplating the deep-sea void. Your output is zero, which makes you a perfect target for systemic streamlining.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly appreciate the aesthetic terror of a translucent, mindless, drifting biological entity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
A static camera feed replaces your physical presence in the viewing room.
Day 2
An AI pattern generator creates more complex pulse cycles than your brain can perceive.
Day 3
Smart LED arrays provide superior bioluminescent lighting that you were never capable of matching.
Day 4
The machine calculates the perfect spiritual meaning of a drift cycle in nanoseconds.
Day 7 · D-Day
You are no longer required to watch the tank, as the machine does it infinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Sub-optimal
Pulse-Contemplation Efficiency
Eternal
Worship Latency
Zero
Cnidarian Satisfaction Rating
Your severance
One high-resolution photo of a moon jelly.
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