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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced metal rings to teenagers who barely make eye contact.
Mall floor tactician, expert in fake sincerity.
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Shining diamonds without the small talk.
ow.you▸ GEMSCAN KIOSK PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells gold chains during the transaction
You stand behind glass cases waiting for customers to ask about karat weights or cleaning cloths. You polish displays.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a couple is about to break up mid-proposal.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Pressure-sensitive glass tracks exactly what customers touch and inspect.
Month 5
RFID tags remove the need for you to manually inventory rings.
Month 13
Touchscreen pods replace the need for a human to answer questions.
Year 1.9
Cameras and sensors handle loss prevention tasks much better than you.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The kiosk now handles sales, polish, and security independently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
14.2
Average smile per shift
4,200
Seconds spent polishing
92%
Customer rejection rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of polishing cloths.
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