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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell shiny rocks that robots can scan with higher accuracy.
Professional enabler of overpriced engagement rings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision sales without the forced small talk.
stretchy.youAI▸ GEMSELLER V-8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates sentimental value markup in milliseconds
You charm customers into buying diamonds and track inventory in display cases. Your commission ends here.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific nervous hesitation of a partner proposing in the store.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res cameras scan customers to suggest the perfect ring size.
Month 7
Robotic arms handle all stock checks and glass polishing tasks.
Month 16
An automated system handles all insurance filings and customer disputes.
Year 2.1
Voice analysis detects intent to propose better than any human consultant.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your storefront terminal confirms you are no longer required for sales.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 per shift
Average fake compliments
0.1 percent
Inventory error rate
90 minutes daily
Time spent polishing glass
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lab-grown cubic zirconia.
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