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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified copy-paste function that requires coffee and electricity.
Digital vulture picking the bones of corporate HR departments.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Index everything before the internet finishes loading.
oof.youAI▸ SCRAPEMATE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crawls the entire web in six minutes
You scrape web pages to copy job listings onto a central board. The internet already does this better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can correctly identify that a broken link is worth ignoring for three days.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
An automated agent learns the structure of your target websites.
Week 5
Machine vision maps job fields faster than your eyes can.
Week 12
A script rewrites your failing scrapers when websites change format.
Month 4
Smart clusters remove duplicate posts in real-time without human input.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server runs flawlessly without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
15,000
Links scraped daily
42%
Manual fix percentage
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a cloud storage service.
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