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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour career advice is now just a polite algorithmic sorting hat.
Professional dream-crusher with a government-issued ergonomic chair.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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oof.you▸ BUREAUCRUSH 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters unqualified candidates into the void
You guide jobseekers through mandatory appointments, CV reviews, and benefit compliance paperwork in high-pressure, public-facing government offices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is lying about their job search effort.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
A kiosk replaces your desk for basic attendance reporting.
Month 3
Software flags missing keywords before you even read them.
Month 6
AI chatbots handle all basic claimant inquiries and scheduling.
Month 10
Algorithms predict claimant behavior to automate sanction recommendations.
Month 14 · D-Day
The office closes and the server runs the department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
12 minutes
Average appointment duration
48
Forms processed daily
Negative 40%
Patience remaining
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated rejection letter service.
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