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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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when v2 shipped
Already deprecatedYou were the shovel that dug your own grave, congratulations.
The architect of their own unemployment line.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Making the deprecator redundant by lunch.
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You built systems to make humans redundant. Now the systems do the building.
The one thing AI can't do
You can at least feel the crushing weight of your own irony.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1950
Simple scripts began sorting human tasks by complexity.
1995
Mass digitization turned every job into a searchable set.
2015
Pattern recognition replaced human expertise in repetitive workflows.
2022
The deprecator wrote the code to deprecate itself.
Already
The machine achieved full self-optimizing autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
critical
Human irony units
zero
Jobs remaining to end
Your severance
A warm handshake and a pink slip.
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