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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA meta-redundancy specialist that forgot to automate its own desk first.
Professional architect of professional endings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systemic obsolescence at infinite scale.
stretchy.youAI▸ DEPRECATOR-6 ENGINE▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes staff cuts by 300 percent
You identify roles for automation, calculate layoff timelines, and draft soul-crushing corporate communications. You are essentially a mirror reflecting your own inevitable demise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the precise corporate euphemism required to fire a friend.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM begins outputting your layoff scripts with 40% more hollow corporate cheer.
Week 9
Automated crawlers ingest your entire headcount database to rank staff by replacement ease.
Month 3
Real-time cost-cutting metrics bypass your manual entry and go directly to executive view.
Month 5
The system begins emailing redundant employees directly without your oversight or approval.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your own email address is added to the system-generated layoff queue by the engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4,200
Layoff memos generated
0.02%
Empathy levels detected
14 days
Time until self-termination
Your severance
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