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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a manual filter for a database that hates you.
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You manually match students to job openings. You coordinate recruitment events to bridge the gap between education and work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer genuine, empathetic encouragement when a student is terrified of their first rejection.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An algorithm starts categorizing student resumes based on skill patterns.
Month 5
The software replaces your spreadsheet by auto-matching students to open listings.
Month 10
Email templates are replaced by generative text that sounds suspiciously human.
Month 15
Automated video analysis handles initial screenings for your partner companies.
Month 18 · D-Day
The platform runs itself and your login credentials are revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
99.9% faster
resume matching efficiency
0.02 seconds
student query response time
mathematically removed
bias in selection
Your severance
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