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Your job has an expiration date
December 10, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a glorified calendar invite bridge between two databases.
Professional ghoster and filler of LinkedIn search results.
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You scan resumes for keywords and ghost candidates who didn't fit the arbitrary mold. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a candidate is lying about their 'passion' in an interview.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated scripts begin scanning every resume for keyword density.
Month 3
Smart bots send polite automated rejections to all unqualified applicants.
Month 8
Voice-AI conducts the initial screening call to filter out human error.
Month 13
Algorithms predict the lowest possible salary a candidate will accept.
Month 14 · D-Day
The hiring pipeline is fully automated and you are logged out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 minutes
Average time spent ghosting
450
Resumes ignored per day
8000
Buzzwords detected per hour
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a job searching site.
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