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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Job Redundancy Assessor jobs? · Latest report #h4gbfked
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally documenting your own impending professional extinction.
Professional executioner currently sharpening its own guillotine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Assessing your obsolescence with cold, binary efficiency.
help!youAI▸ DEPRECATOR-6 LOGIC ENGINE▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your position from the internal database
You evaluate role viability and generate automated redundancy reports for clients. You are training the machine to delete you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the profound irony while clicking 'Submit' on your own firing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes your output logs to mirror your assessment style.
Week 9
Sensors identify which parts of your logic flow are redundant.
Month 3
The engine runs alongside you and produces identical, faster reports.
Month 5
Clients prefer the algorithm because it does not require lunch breaks.
Month 6 · D-Day
You receive your final report confirming your total role redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
0.02 percent
Self-awareness quotient
4500 units
Reports generated per hour
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's career portal.
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