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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour chisel is elegant but your measuring tape is a manual bottleneck.
Expert at turning expensive lumber into expensive sawdust.
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Precision joinery without the sawdust in lungs.
split.youAI▸ TIMBERALIGN PRO-V2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
sands surfaces to microscopic perfection overnight
You cut, join, and fit wood to make structures and furniture. Your hands are surprisingly slow at precision milling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact grain direction by feel before making a final cut.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Lasers map your workspace to eliminate the need for manual measurements.
Month 5
CNC routers take over the repetitive cross-cutting and panel work.
Month 13
Robotic arms apply constant pressure to joints during the glue-up phase.
Year 1.9
Vision systems guide sanders to match the exact grain of the wood.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The factory floor no longer requires a human to verify the fit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
12 percent
Average wood wastage percent
18 minutes
Joint fitting speed
High variance
Human measurement errors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-grade wood glue.
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