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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour chisel is antique furniture for the digital age.
Expert of dovetails, mortal enemy of the MDF board.
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Measure once, never cut twice.
help!youAI▸ JOINERBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
mils joints with zero margin of error
You measure and cut timber to build tight-fitting wood joints. It is a slow, manual process.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the grain and adjust for wood knots by intuition.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan raw timber to map every knot and warp.
Month 6
Lasers replace your pencil marks for perfect cut lines.
Month 15
Automated arms cut joints without hesitation or error.
Year 2.5
Vision-guided robots clamp and bond sections automatically.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human joiners become redundant as the automated line completes production.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
Zero
Sawdust inhalation
0.01mm
Joint tolerance
100%
Finger count retention
Your severance
A blunt handsaw and a firm handshake.
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