Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Journalism Professor jobs? · Latest report #33k3q2wj
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTeaching students how to write for print while the world reads
Syllabus designer, style guide zealot, and paper stack survivor.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only lecturer that never misses a deadline
oof.youAI▸ PROF-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
grades 500 essays in three seconds
You lecture on reporting ethics and grade endless stacks of student features while chasing research grants.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific lede fails to hook a reader.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models generate your course reading lists and rubric standards automatically.
Month 4
Vision systems mark student grammar and structure with total ruthless efficiency.
Month 9
Personalized AI bots handle student questions during your former office hours.
Month 12
Software scrapes funding databases to write perfect grant proposals for you.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department replaces physical lecturers with high-resolution holographic knowledge delivery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000 yearly
Coffee cups consumed
98 percent
Red ink density
12 annually
Grants denied
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a dying print newspaper.
Discussion
