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Will AI replace Journalist And Anchor jobs? · Latest report #d67pa6xz
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsTeleprompters are just mirrors for people who love their own faces.
Professional reader of other people's research and opinions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The news without the ego or the makeup.
blub.you▸ ANCHORSYNTH V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers breaking news before it happens
You chase breaking news stories and read scripts into a camera lens.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a source is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your vocal patterns are mapped to replace your studio recordings.
Week 9
Language models write the headlines that you used to struggle with.
Month 5
A deepfake avatar starts taking the morning shift broadcasts.
Month 9
The software cuts the clips and inserts the B-roll automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
The studio light turns off as the bot finishes the broadcast.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
12,000 daily
Average word count spoken
45 minutes
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