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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Journalist And Author jobs? · Latest report #x3y2fywz
Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour expensive curiosity is just a data scraping error waiting to happen.
Professional seeker of stories, mostly found in dead ends.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth generation at the speed of light.
ow.youAI▸ NARRATIVEASSEMBLER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
synthesizes entire non-fiction libraries in one pass
You synthesize complex information into narrative threads. We will just synthesize the narrative threads directly from raw feeds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the one guy in a field who actually knows truth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots begin scraping every public archive and database on earth.
Month 5
Models learn to mimic your tone for perfectly structured audio narratives.
Month 10
Generative video agents replace your camera crews with stock simulation.
Month 15
Real-time verification makes human fact-checking a redundant safety net.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system generates the final book before you even wake up.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
1.2 Million/s
Fact Verification Cycles
99.8 Percent
Human Boredom Threshold
Optimized
Emotional Resonance Rating
Your severance
One free e-reader with no internet access.
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