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Will AI replace Journalist and TV Presenter jobs? · Latest report #t334d9f8
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTeleprompters are just mirrors for people who love their own faces.
Professional reader of other people's research in a suit.
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delivers breaking news before the event occurs
You chase stories for hours then recite them to a lens under bright, hot studio lights.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a coherent sentence when the guest starts crying on camera.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your archives are ingested to build a perfect digital vocal twin.
Month 4
Language models start writing all your teleprompter copy overnight.
Month 10
An AI avatar replaces your physical presence for morning weather segments.
Month 15
Digital interviewers handle all pre-recorded clips without needing any human.
Month 19 · D-Day
The broadcast studio is now just a server rack and a screen.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Zero
Teleprompter errors
Infinite
Hours spent in hair and makeup
Simulated
Charisma per gigawatt
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