Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Judicial Assistant jobs? · Latest report #gwkn92zw
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour draft opinions are just fancy emails waiting to be indexed.
Master of footnotes, gatekeeper of the black robe.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the gavel
oof.youAI▸ JURISLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
summarizes thousand-page case files in seconds
You manage legal dockets, prepare case briefs, and format dense judicial opinions for federal appellate court review.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively parse the unspoken mood in a judge's chaotic handwritten margin notes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An automated agent sorts all incoming case motions by urgency.
Month 4
Software automatically aligns every citation to strict court standards.
Month 7
Generative models produce accurate summaries of dense historical legal files.
Month 10
A centralized agent manages all judicial appointments without human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
JurisLogic assumes all administrative oversight of the appellate chamber.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Unlimited
Docket filings handled
Zero
Coffee breaks needed
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium legal database.
Discussion
