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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou throw things in the air and catch them like a toddler.
Professional object thrower with delusions of performance grandeur.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics handled, patterns perfected, errors deleted.
shred.you▸ KINETIC-ARC 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maintains perpetual motion with perfect timing
Performing repetitive object manipulation for entertainment using various props like clubs, balls, and rings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still recover from a dropped club with a smile and audience eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
High-speed sensors map every projectile arc and trajectory.
Month 8
Fast-twitch actuators replace human reflexes for consistent catching.
Month 15
Software algorithms calculate optimal patterns for maximum crowd engagement.
Year 1.9
Robotic cells perform in controlled, consistent, non-human environments.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The machine catches better than you, and it never gets tired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
3.2
Average drops per hour
Zero
G-force tolerance
Erratic
Attention span
Your severance
A crate of foam balls and a bus ticket.
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