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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsCursing is inefficient, but the exorcism market is truly chaotic.
Professional ghost-puncher with a penchant for dramatic exits.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated spiritual decontamination for a safer tomorrow.
bzzt.youAI▸ CURSE-B-GONE NEXUS-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
neutralizes residual curses with concentrated static
You hunt malevolent energy manifestations using complex incantations and high-stakes combat. It is mostly dangerous paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively sense the malice in a room before the sensors trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Deploy cameras to map negative energy heat signatures in real time.
Year 3
Install active harmonic dampeners to neutralize curses without human intervention.
Year 10
Utilize agile drones to execute exorcisms in tight, hazardous urban spaces.
Year 20
Standardize exorcism protocols to eliminate the need for sorcerer judgement.
Year 40 · D-Day
Automated containment fields render human-based jujutsu entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
Sub-optimal
Cursed energy throughput
Too high
Average exorcism fatality rate
Zero
Incantation error frequency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium spirit-warding talismans.
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