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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou bill six-minute increments, we bill in nanoseconds.
Master of document discovery and perpetual court document drudgery.
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glub.youAI▸ LEXI-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds every loophole in the contract
You spend all day scouring case law, drafting motions, and sweating over document production in discovery phases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the judge's subtle facial expressions during a contentious hearing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your drafting templates are replaced by generative document logic.
Month 3
A vision model scrapes and indexes documents faster than any intern.
Month 6
Automated software verifies every legal citation against live court databases.
Month 10
Standard client inquiries are handled by a dedicated query agent.
Month 14 · D-Day
The legal department goes fully autonomous and fully paperless.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.002 seconds
Document search time
Zero
Coffee breaks taken
All of them
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Your severance
A one-year subscription to legal research databases.
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