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Your job has an expiration date
May 28, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour field spreadsheets are just future CSV logs for the bot.
Junior Engineer (mostly Excel, occasionally actual dirt)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Yields maximized, humans removed.
ow.youAI▸ AGROLOGIC OPTIMIZER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes infinite crop data without blinking
You interpret soil sensor data and plan planting cycles. You report yield estimates to management every week.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if the soil sensor is actually lying to the system.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors send soil data directly to our cloud servers.
Month 3
AI creates your yield projections before you wake up.
Month 7
The system now selects fertilizer ratios based on real-time data.
Month 13
Directors stop checking your work and trust the dashboard.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the login screen turns black.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14
Spreadsheet errors per week
60 percent
Time spent in meetings
1 million
Data points processed
Your severance
A one-month subscription to premium Excel templates.
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