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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTraining models to build the thing that deletes your own job.
Junior CS grad, currently betting against your own career.
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Self-optimizing logic for the end of coding.
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refactors entire codebases while you sleep
Writes Python scripts to train neural networks and processes massive datasets for pattern recognition and model deployment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model hallucinated in the production environment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin writing your boilerplate and standard unit tests.
Month 4
Hyperparameter optimization tools stop requiring your manual loop adjustments.
Month 8
Vision models scrub training data better than any intern ever could.
Month 13
Software agents handle your API versioning and dependency hell automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system generates its own updates and fires the engineering team.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,200 annually
Stack Overflow copy-pastes
65 percent
Time spent debugging dependencies
12 daily
Coffee-induced anxiety spikes
Your severance
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