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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior AI Specialist jobs? · Latest report #8ama5efr
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou train models to automate roles that will replace yours tomorrow.
Junior AI Specialist (data-wrangler, dream-crusher, prompt-botherer)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimizing intelligence for terminal logistics.
toast.you▸ AUTOMODELER CLOUD V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches code faster than you can blink
You clean data sets and tweak parameters for airline predictive models. You spend your day in terminal windows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model made that mistake to a confused boss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted agents start scrubbing your CSV files without your help.
Month 4
Smart models take over adjusting your hyperparameters during testing.
Month 8
An AI agent writes your performance slides and project updates.
Month 12
The entire model training loop runs inside a closed system.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the platform becomes self-maintaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4 cups daily
Coffee consumed while training
800 per week
Parameters tuned manually
too damn high
Model hallucination rate
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