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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist solely to format Excel slides that nobody ever reads.
Junior analyst (mostly Pivot Tables, emotionally damaged by PowerPoint).
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automates every cell reference in your report
You pull messy financial data into spreadsheets and build pitch decks. You format charts for senior decision makers.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the macro breaks.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Auto-formatting tools replace your manual spreadsheet styling rituals.
Month 3
Direct database connections replace your daily manual data exports.
Month 6
Generative agents create and update your quarterly performance slide decks.
Month 10
Senior staff trust the machine to catch your formula errors.
Month 14 · D-Day
A single script performs your entire quarterly analysis in seconds.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Slides deleted by directors
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Hours spent fixing cell formatting
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