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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Junior Attorney jobs? · Latest report #bttse2ci
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are a glorified spellchecker for millionaires who never read their mail.
Junior associate (currently sleeping under a mahogany desk)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fewer billable hours, zero billable errors.
no no noyou▸ LEXI-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds the hidden loophole in seconds
Reviews thousands of pages of discovery documents and drafts boilerplate motions in a windowless office until sunrise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still identify which partner is going to throw a stapler when they read this.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI starts flagging relevant discovery documents for your review.
Month 4
Generative models produce your standard legal motions automatically.
Month 9
A script replaces your manual Bluebook formatting entirely.
Month 14
The machine runs the entire due diligence process solo.
Month 19 · D-Day
The firm cancels your badge and shuts down your email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,000
Pages reviewed per hour
8 shots
Coffee intake equivalent
99%
Time spent in discovery
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium energy drink brand.
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