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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsCode review is just finding errors you were too tired to spot.
Junior developer currently paying tuition in production bugs.
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Architecting systems without the existential dread.
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You write APIs, debug database schemas, and hope the production deployment doesn't collapse. Your contribution to systems is primarily creating technical debt for your future self.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Linting agents instantly correct your syntax before you even think to press save.
Month 6
Generative models produce your boilerplate services with zero human latency or logic errors.
Month 12
CI/CD pipelines now self-heal, eliminating your need to watch logs for failed merges.
Month 18
Smart agents handle schema migrations without downtime or table locks.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system architectures itself into total efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 seconds
Average PR review time
98 percent
StackOverflow dependency level
too high
Coffee-to-bug ratio
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud compute credits.
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