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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy your last year of debugging Elixir processes while the machine laughs.
Functional code architect with a caffeine-based recovery strategy.
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Writes functional code in Elixir and manages distributed systems for SaaS. Maintains OTP applications while struggling with supervisor tree architecture and database migration conflicts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your code is cleaned by agents that find pattern matching errors before you even commit.
Month 3
AI writes your ExUnit suites, covering edge cases you forgot to account for.
Month 6
Ecto schemas update automatically based on incoming traffic spikes detected by sensors.
Month 10
The system refactors your GenServers into more efficient distributed clusters without human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system self-heals in production without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Excessive
Coffee consumption
48 hours
PR review latency
Unknown
OTP crash rate
Your severance
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