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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy fixing null pointer exceptions while the automated refactoring engine watches.
Junior backend Java developer (mostly StackOverflow, occasionally code)
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You write Java services to process payments and debug production database queries. You will soon be redundant.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy payment service crashed on a Tuesday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify your syntax errors and suggest better methods.
Month 4
Database tools automatically optimize your slow payment SQL calls.
Month 8
AI models generate boilerplate microservice code without human intervention.
Month 13
Automated agents trace production errors and apply live patches.
Month 19 · D-Day
The bank terminates the junior engineering department for silent efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
Excessive
Coffee consumption rate
Too many
Merge conflicts daily
Exponential
Production bugs created
Your severance
A one-year license to a proprietary IDE simulator.
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