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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just a slow, clumsy version of our algorithms.
Junior Trader (mostly chasing PnL, emotionally addicted to Bloomberg)
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executes 5000 arbitrage trades before you blink
You monitor fuel price fluctuations and execute trades to maximize asset profit margins.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still justify a terrible trade to a human boss over drinks.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors pull market data faster than your eyes can scan.
Month 3
Trading bots replace your manual clicks with instant execution.
Month 7
AI models decide production levels before you check the news.
Month 12
Reports are generated and sent to management without your input.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login is deactivated and your terminal is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Instantaneous
Spread monitoring speed
Zero
Trading fatigue
Negative
PnL volatility
Your severance
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