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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour Jira tickets are just puzzles for our cleaner logic engines.
Junior analyst specializing in government workarounds and endless UAT.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Modernizing government one code-patch at a time.
bzzt.youAI▸ GOVLOGIC AGENT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates user acceptance testing across entire suites
You draft requirements, run user testing, and patch government software bugs. You turn bureaucracy into actionable user stories.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell which stakeholder is actually angry and who is just copy-pasting their complaints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI begins categorizing your support tickets by urgency and impact.
Month 3
Models generate your user stories from messy stakeholder email threads.
Month 6
Virtual testers simulate government user behavior to validate new features.
Month 10
The engine writes and deploys its own temporary production workarounds.
Month 14 · D-Day
The agency moves to full autonomy and you are decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
24 hours
Ticket resolution time
12 percent
UAT failure rate
4 cups daily
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very sad desk plant.
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