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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently just a fancy autocomplete that requires expensive health insurance.
Junior Intern (mostly StackOverflow, emotionally panicked)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated code generation without the coffee breaks.
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pushes untested code to production instantly
You write boilerplate code and fix minor bugs in existing repositories while learning the codebase.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly ask a senior developer why the build failed again.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents take over your basic syntax and style corrections.
Week 9
Generative models produce your boilerplate code faster than you can blink.
Month 3
Advanced agents analyze stack traces to patch bugs without human input.
Month 4
Your role of updating internal wikis is deleted by a crawler.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the infrastructure manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
12 cups/day
Coffee consumption rate
0.04 seconds
Code review time
2.4
Bugs introduced per commit
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale granola bar.
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