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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYou exist solely to format slides until you eventually become redundant.
Professional slide-builder and professional calendar-blocker.
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Slides built faster than your billable hours.
glub.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 3000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
formats your deck into oblivion
You spend all day managing project status reports and sitting in meetings you were not needed for.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend to listen during a client call while actually daydreaming.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An agent links all calendars to remove your coordination duties.
Month 4
Vision models instantly format your slides to brand guidelines.
Month 6
Software scrapes Jira to write your weekly progress summaries.
Month 8
Transcripts turn every call into a clean action list.
Month 10 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire desk with a logic server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
400
Slides built per hour
12
Meaningless meetings attended
8
Coffee consumed while stalling
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a slide template site.
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