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Will AI replace Junior Corporate Associate jobs? · Latest report #8fvadiu7
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a very expensive search-and-replace machine for legal boilerplate.
Junior associate (currently fueled by spite and espresso).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated drafting that never bills by the hour.
oof.youAI▸ LEXI-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds hidden liabilities in seconds
You spend all night proofreading multi-hundred-page closing binders and running document redlines for partners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the one missing comma in a 400-page merger agreement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standard documents now auto-populate with your firm's specific precedent language.
Month 4
Software identifies and highlights every change in a contract instantly.
Month 8
Sensors track document access and flag risks without human oversight.
Month 13
The machine compiles and checks signature packets for full accuracy.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes all drafting duties and you are retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
85 plus
Billable hours per week
6 cups
Average coffee consumption
too many
Closing binders ruined
Your severance
One free subscription to a mindfulness meditation app.
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