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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour legal research is just a glorified ctrl-f for machines.
Junior associate (loves coffee, hates filing, fears deadlines)
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Precedent matching at lightning speeds
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files 400 motions before your morning coffee
Drafts motions and summarizes case files while chasing deadlines. Navigates local court portals and maintains client paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a defendant's eyes during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your physical case files into structured searchable data.
Month 4
Language models write your standard motions in seconds.
Month 8
Direct software links file your motions into court systems.
Month 13
Chat interfaces answer every client update email instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The boutique firm cancels your desk for a license.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
8 daily
Average cups of coffee
1200 weekly
Page count drafted
40 percent
Billable hour waste
Your severance
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