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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior Cyber Analyst jobs? · Latest report #7rfueyit
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou stare at red alerts so the server doesn't have to.
Junior analyst (mostly SQL, definitely needs more sleep).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility, zero human error.
help!youAI▸ SENTINEL-AI THREAT SCANNER▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ten million packets per second
You monitor network traffic logs for suspicious patterns and write tickets when the firewall flags something weird.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a real hack and a broken software update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin suppressing 90% of your false positive alerts.
Month 4
An AI agent writes your incident reports before you wake.
Month 8
The system applies firewall patches without asking you for permission.
Month 12
Neural nets find breaches before the bad actors start.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the dashboard is decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
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false positives handled
constant
coffee intake
4,000
unread security bulletins
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