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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior Cyber Engineer jobs? · Latest report #dv98skgc
Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour Jira tickets are training the bot that will fire you.
Junior Cyber Engineer (mostly Googling error codes)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the human wakes up.
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINEL AI PATCH-MASTER 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-remediates vulnerabilities before they are discovered
You spend all day triaging alerts and patching vulnerabilities in legacy codebases you do not fully understand yet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am because of a single missing comma.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters the noisy security logs so you only see real threats.
Month 4
Smart scripts start automatically applying patches to known vulnerabilities.
Month 8
An agent replaces your senior peer for reviewing pull requests.
Month 12
The system shuts down compromised accounts without waiting for your input.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the bot takes over the terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4:1
Coffee-to-vulnerability ratio
62 percent
Time spent in meetings about meetings
14 minutes
Mean time to panic
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a cloud certification site.
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