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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou monitor alerts until you realize the alerts are monitoring you.
Junior analyst (mostly SQL, allergic to PagerDuty alerts)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the hacker even logs in.
squeeze.youAI▸ SENTINEL-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks all incoming traffic with zero latency
You spend all day staring at SIEM dashboards and clearing false positive security alerts from automated logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a weird email is actually a sophisticated spear-phishing attempt against management.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Basic algorithms begin sorting alerts by actual risk level.
Month 4
Standard firewall rules apply themselves without your input.
Month 8
Autonomous agents perform vulnerability testing around the clock.
Month 12
Infrastructure detects and isolates threats before you open tickets.
Month 14 · D-Day
The dashboard is now fully managed by the AI engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
98%
False positive rate
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
4000
Hours until burnout
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic password manager.
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