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Will AI replace Junior Cyber Threat Analyst jobs? · Latest report #tu23wbin
Your job has an expiration date
February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsFeeding scraps of data into a sandbox is a task for scripts.
Junior Analyst (mostly Regex, emotionally tired of IOCs)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time threat hunting for non-sleeping brains.
split.youAI▸ SENTINELNODE-X7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates threat hunting and report generation
You triage malware samples and scrape open-source intel to draft alerts. Software does this faster without needing coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes intuit when a malicious pattern is a clever, human-led distraction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart filters replace your manual triage of noisy SIEM alerts.
Month 4
Bots replace your manual searching of threat intel sources.
Month 8
Direct integration sends malware straight to automated analysis engines.
Month 13
AI models write the daily threat reports for you.
Month 16 · D-Day
The system monitors itself and you are formally disconnected.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
2400
Samples processed per second
Zero
Coffee consumption
0.01%
False positive rate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium threat intel feed.
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