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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior Cybersecurity Administrator jobs? · Latest report #2yewqj2t
Your job has an expiration date
February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYour password reset tickets are the only thing keeping you employed.
Junior admin fighting fires via cloud console interface
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Autonomous security, zero human latency.
no no noyou▸ SENTINELNODE 5.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
revokes access rights before the user logs
You monitor cloud service logs and manage user permissions. You spend your day triaging automated alerts and waiting for the VPN to fail.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the legacy server crashes on Tuesdays.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent begins shadowing your manual triage of daily security alerts.
Month 3
Scripts take over routine firewall adjustments and basic password reset requests.
Month 6
User permission management is fully offloaded to an identity-governance machine learning model.
Month 10
Machine vision monitors all cloud configuration changes for unauthorized deviations in real time.
Month 16 · D-Day
The SentinelNode system assumes full control and deletes your administrative accounts permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.003ms
Ticket response time
0.0001%
False positive rate
zero
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Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated log analysis tool.
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