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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior Cybersecurity Analyst jobs? · Latest report #cg6ipva7
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsJunior analysts are just human firewalls that occasionally click on phishing links.
Junior analyst (mostly logging, emotionally waiting for alerts)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network immunity without the coffee breaks.
oof.youAI▸ SENTINELGRID V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-patches critical vulnerabilities before they exist
You monitor automated alerts, triage endless logs, and patch known vulnerabilities that the software already flagged for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess which developer actually broke the production environment by their tone of voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Smart agents filter out noise before you even wake up.
Month 3
AI systems automatically apply security updates without human approval.
Month 7
Deep learning models replace manual review of event logs.
Month 10
Bots isolate compromised nodes faster than you can type.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the security console is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.02 seconds
Average alert triage time
44 percent
Human fatigue error rate
Zero
False positive tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our phishing simulation training module.
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