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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior Cybersecurity Specialist jobs? · Latest report #5pa866iz
Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou monitor alerts until you fall asleep, then the AI takes over.
Professional log-watcher and false-positive champion.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total threat suppression, zero human fatigue.
help!youAI▸ SECGUARD NEURAL-NET 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-remediates zero-day exploits in milliseconds
You triage endless security alerts and update firewall rules. You spend your day staring at SIEM logs and dashboards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern when a bizarre user action is malicious versus just human stupidity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors ignore the noise so you only see real threats.
Week 9
AI models classify your tickets before you even open them.
Month 5
Bots apply security updates without waiting for your sign-off.
Month 8
Software updates firewall rules in real-time based on traffic.
Month 13 · D-Day
The entire SOC runs on a single, self-healing server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
98 percent
False positive fatigue
12 million daily
Log lines reviewed
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A warm handshake and a locked workstation account.
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