Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior Data Scientist jobs? · Latest report #bufsrz33
Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou exist to turn coffee into failed predictive models for middle management.
Junior Data Scientist (struggling with SQL joins and existential dread)
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data science without the human error.
oof.youAI▸ AUTOMODEL 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
trains your entire replacement model overnight
You spend days cleaning messy CSV files and writing Python scripts that nobody in leadership actually understands or uses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can intuitively tell when a dataset is complete garbage before even running the code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Standardized scripts begin fixing your messy datasets before you arrive.
Month 4
Smart software replaces the manual tuning of your prediction models.
Month 7
The dashboard now writes the slide deck summaries for you.
Month 11
Autonomous agents self-heal the data flows while you sleep.
Month 16 · D-Day
Access credentials revoked as the system achieves full operational autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
78 percent
Time spent fixing data types
12 weekly
Meetings about data cleaning
0 point 4
Models deployed to production
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stack overflow account.
Discussion
