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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are currently just an expensive compiler with feelings and bugs.
Junior dev (mostly StackOverflow, emotionally tied to Git)
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Week 2
Advanced AI tools start auto-fixing your simple syntax errors instantly.
Week 10
New agents write all your boilerplate tests before you wake up.
Month 5
Codebase-wide refactors are now done by background scripts while you sleep.
Month 7
Neural nets read Jira tickets and write the implementation automatically.
Month 8 · D-Day
The repository no longer accepts commits from non-machine accounts.
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