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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour pixel-perfect padding is just a variable our code ignores.
Junior code-monkey (mostly CSS, emotionally exhausted by React).
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You translate wireframes into CSS and wrestle with responsive UI components daily. You fix styling bugs for impatient stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can argue with a project manager about why a button needs to be blue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models learn to map your Figma files to clean code.
Month 4
Smart agents clean up your messy stylesheet naming conventions.
Month 10
The system resolves UI tickets faster than you can open them.
Month 15
AI predicts user behavior to ship UI changes without human help.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all interface logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
100%
CSS specificity hell avoided
450
Tickets closed per second
0
UI debt created
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