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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist solely to wait for a pipeline to fail, then restart.
Junior DevOps (mostly fighting YAML and inner demons)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing clusters that never need sleep.
bzzt.you▸ AUTOOPS V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects kubernetes manifests without breaking prod
You manage cloud infrastructure, write YAML files for deployments, and monitor logs until the production environment finally crashes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the production environment is lying to you about being healthy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
An autonomous agent takes over basic log monitoring tasks.
Week 11
Self-healing scripts automatically fix your broken deployment pipelines.
Month 6
AI models now generate all security and access policies.
Month 10
Smart algorithms stop needing your help to scale clusters.
Month 14 · D-Day
The cloud manages itself while you finally find a hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
99.9% (allegedly)
Uptime percentage
17
YAML errors fixed daily
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a broken mechanical keyboard.
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