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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to write vague cables is no match for our database.
Junior diplomat (thrives on coffee and subtle territorial anxiety)
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oof.youAI▸ STATECRAFT-AGENT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
drafts flawless diplomatic cables in seconds
You draft diplomatic notes, attend endless coordination meetings, and summarize reports while maintaining protocol for senior ministry officials.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle annoyance of an ambassador in a crowded room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI models start drafting your routine diplomatic notes instantly.
Month 4
Sensors and software handle all document formatting and archival duties.
Month 9
Digital agents manage your guest lists and communication flow seamlessly.
Month 14
Algorithms attend meetings to record and synthesize every spoken word.
Month 19 · D-Day
The Ministry switches to the automated decision-making interface permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2000 words
Average diplomatic cable length
82 percent
Time spent in meetings
Zero
Protocol errors caught
Your severance
A stale box of chocolates and an archived login.
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