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October 20, 2027
In 12 monthsWriting buggy plugin code that even the server hates reading.
Junior dev (mostly StackOverflow, emotionally legacy PHP).
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You patch custom WordPress ecommerce plugins and struggle to optimize slow database queries for clients.
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You can still explain why the plugin broke at 3am after that update.
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Week 4
The AI audits your messy repo to learn your patterns.
Month 3
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Month 6
Database agents rewrite slow loops into efficient indexed lookups.
Month 9
The machine handles all tickets without needing your input.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the repo is fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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400 metric tons
Spaghetti code count
Non-existent
Ticket resolution speed
99 plus
StackOverflow tab count
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty coffee cups.
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